A romance story, or Mr. Ed goes to Bed

Come on! I wrote horse porn for you! That has got to be worth a few bucks for Movember, right? Donate to my Movember fund HERE please! Remember, every penny counts!

Got the net back!

Thanks to the weather my net was out for a bit, but it is back up and running now. Tomorrow we will be back to the normal Movember stuff. For the moment I give you this...

                                          

And this...

                                                     

And this...

                                                     


Even when my net goes down I'm always doing something.

Donate to my Movember fund by clicking HERE

Shaving gel in the eye hurts

Today's offering is a quick one, due to my being busy and having shaving gel in my ears. I give you this photo. 

Please donate to my >>>Movember fund<<<, because shaving gel in the eye hurts. Ouch.

P.S. if you are going to do something dirty with my photo, at least donate a few bucks.

Movember the trendy hipster thing.

Art by Graham Roumieu

It has been said that Movember is just a hipster fad, and stupid. “How does growing a moustache fight cancer?” It doesn't. Growing a moustache just makes you look silly. However when you decide to take part in Movemeber, and do it properly you CAN help fight cancer. Here is how...

When you register with Movember.com you can take online donations that go to help fund the fight against cancer. You also have the opportunity to get posters and stickers that you can use to spread the word. You also have the ability to follow different links that give you information on men's health issues, information on fighting cancer, and a chance to network with other people taking part in Movember.

There seems to be a growing backlash against Movember which I do not really understand. Men traditionally do not talk much about health issues. Most men (myself included) seem to be of the mind where we will just “tough it out” and only see a doctor if something gets really bad. Are we hardwired to be this way? Is it society that makes us like this? A combination of both? I don't have a freaking clue. I do know that some people gave me a hard time when I said I was doing Movembver again until I pointed out I do this blog and actually do raise money (BTW, feel free to help me out with a little donation, link at the end of this post).

Yes Movember is a silly trend. But when it is done right it does help. We talk about women's cancer all year long (which is a good thing) with all sorts of “Fun Run” type things (although to misquote a line from Scottish comedian Danny Bhoy, “If I'm going to run, I'd better be being chased.”). Is it really so much to talk about men's health for one month?

Over the next few weeks you can expect more posts from me about different cancer treatments, is big pharma evil?, and maybe a story or 2 from cancer survivors. Plus the good folks at Movember send be a boatload of stuff that I'll be giving away for free. Maybe have some contest where I'll give away some stuff for the best drawing of a moustache.

Click HERE to donate

Umm... What?

I was bored and decided to look at the statistics for this blog... 

Off to bed now. New post tomorrow.

BTW... Donate HERE please ;)

I has a sad :(

 I'm going to show you 2 photos. A before and after. Me with my chops, and me right now.

                                                       

See how happy I am? For the record I'm the less attractive one in the Agnostic Front shirt. The beautiful woman is my girlfriend, and she happens to love my mutton chops.


Now here is a photo of me right now.

                                       

Yeah, I look sad and alone. I'm still dating the same beautiful girl, and she fully supports my efforts to help raise some money to help fight cancer, but even she agrees that I look like a skinhead version of my grandfather (bless her kind and endless supply of  patience for putting up with me).

See my suffering? See it? That must be worth a few bucks right? Well you can chip in and donate a few right here at my Movember page. This way you know any donations are going to an actual good cause.

Come back tomorrow and read about how Movember is not just some stupid Hipster fad when you do it right.

 

Movember is coming...

SEE YOU IN HELL 'STACHE!!!

Well another Movember came and went. As I promised, here is a pic of me fresh shaved.

Get used to it because for the next 11 months I will be sporting my chops aka "Classic Trojan".

What have I learned this Movember? Women donate more than men do. Men who wear mustaches have serious mental issues or supreme control (they itch like a mofo, look foolish on everyone but Tom Selleck or Yosemite Sam, and eating a peanut butter sandwich with one is a bitch) over their bodies.

Next Movember I think I'll go for the pencil thin 'stache and walk around all creepy  (check the vid below).



So it is time to retire this blog. At least until Movember 2012. Maybe I'll form a team for that one.

For those that are not on my Facebook or Twitter you can read my hack writing HERE.

Cheers!

Last day of Movember

Well today is the last day of Movember.

THANK GOD.

This mustache is annoying. It's itchy, food gets caught in it, and they are really not septum ring friendly.

When I decided to start this little blog it was mostly as a fun little way to help promote Movember and to make it more interesting for people who might want to kick in a few bucks to help sponsor me. My goal for fundraising was to get someone other than my mother to sponsor me. I'm proud to say that online and in real life I have collected just over $200 (which reminds me I'm going to have to send in the real money tomorrow morning)!

Thank you to all the girls that donated money. And to my dad. Who is not a girl, but chipped in too. There is something to be said about how all of my money raised (except for what my dad kicked in) came from women, Movember being about men's cancer issues and what not. Maybe next year I will try to get men to chip in at least 25% of what the women do.

Yes I am wearing a Doctor Who scarf. You are jealous.

Today is your last day to chip in. Click HERE to donate. Remember every penny counts!

Tomorrow... my naked face!

Crazy-Homeless-Singing-Guy

This post is mostly for the people who follow me on Facebook and Twitter but Crazy-Singing-Homeless-Guy is back, and he is all about Movember!!

 For those not in the know, I live in a rather interesting area. An assortment of regular street crazies keep me entertained enough that I do not need cable. One of the best is a man my readers and friends have come to know as "Crazy-Homeless-Singing-Guy". A man so fantastic that he belts out random songs (Elvis, Sex Pistols, Black Eye'd Peas, you name it) with the lyrics insanely amusingly wrong. I have not seen him for a few weeks sadly, and was worried that he got hit by a truck or something.

 Well ladies and gents, I am happy to report that he is back! Just 5 minutes ago I was on my way to the bank and heard a VERY loud and familiar voice.

 "COME ON COME ON!!! COME ON COME ON!!! TAKE IT EASY!!! YES TAKE IT EASY!!!! EVERYBODY GOT SUMTHIN' TO HIDE 'CEPT FO' ME 'ND MY MUSTACHE!!!!"

 Today, I am happy.

 Hey, Movember is almost over... have you sponsored me yet? Click HERE.

Sponsor Me!

Well now you have no choice but to click HERE and donate to my Movember fund! And while you are at it you can post this link all over Facebook and Twitter toALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! 

If my Mustache were a font

Click HERE to donate to the Movember fund!

Der de mooosestache de bork bork!

Now THAT my friends, is a mustache!

Help me raise money this Movember to fight cancer! Click HERE to donate!

Smell my finger

November 18th comes around, and all the girls are looking for a guy with a mustache... but come November 19th we drink alone.

My lip is getting heavier

I have learned an unexpected little fact. Mustaches have weight. I can feel this mustache on my lip. And I do not mean just that I can feel it, I mean I can feel the weight of it. This is an odd sensation.

It's actually thicker than it looks. Curse of the gingers means that it doesn't show up so well when you take a photo of it on your camera phone. I do however encourage all you women out there to come up and feel it if you'd like. It might feel even fuller if you happen to bake me some peanut butter cookies. Scientific fact.

Prostate Cancer (click the link to go to the Prostate Cancer website for Canada) is a form of cancer that develops in the prostate, a gland in the male reproductive system. Most prostate cancers are slow growing; however, there are cases of aggressive prostate cancers. The cancer cells may metastasize (spread) from the prostate to other parts of the body, particularly the bones and lymph nodes. Prostate cancer may cause pain, difficulty in urinating, problems during sexual intercourse, or erectile dysfunction. Other symptoms can potentially develop during later stages of the disease.



Click HERE to help fund the fight against cancer (the whole point behind this stupid mustache).

The dangers of eating with a 'stache

Hello CBV Collections, 


 Please stop sending me collection notices. I am NOT Walter Mac Gillivray, and I have never been him. I have never lived with him. I have never met him. Judging by his ability to not pay his bills I'm sure he and I would not get along.

 I have phoned Bell Canada and e-mailed them telling them this many times when they kept sending me his bills. Now it seems to have gone to you, and I still am not Walter.

 My name is Kyle Murphy. I live at XXX . I live with one cat and one dog. Neither of them are named Walter.

 Walter's account numbers are XXX AND XXX.

 Again, not Walter (see signed name below)

 Kyle Murphy

 Just because I have a mustache at the moment does not mean I'm just going to lie down and accept other peoples bills! Take THAT Bell Canada and CBV Collections!

 So yesterday I made myself some Shahi Rajma (google it, it's food and quite yummy). I've been trying out all sorts of weird foods lately (somewhere out there, someone is looking at a grilled cheese sandwich and wondering what the hell is wrong with white people?) It turned out perfect and I ate every last bit of it. Then I was rather full so I went for a lie down. I woke up eventually to pee and noticed something in the bathroom (relax, this isn't one of THOSE posts). Some of the tomato sauce was in my mustache! Crusted to it! 

So after a quick shower I cleaned up all nice. Lesson learned for this coming weekend... shower after every meal!




Want to help end cancer? click HERE to donate! Every penny counts!

Sadly, this took me a lot of effort to make

Click HERE to donate. Remember, every penny helps!

Artificial Mutton Chops

My little history of Movember is going to be slightly delayed. Computer issues. So here I sit in a net cafe drinking a large black coffee, bringing you a photo of me and my hat. If you have been following this blog for the past 4 days you will have no doubt figured out that without my award winning mutton chops my face is freezing. Constantly. It's weird.

My mum bought me this hat for Christmas last year. I have been avoiding wearing it for almost a full year now (I'm sure you can figure out why). It hit me this morning that the flaps on it, when tied down can work as artificial mutton chops for me while I am doing this Movember thing. Yeah I may look ridiculous but my face is warm. 

Thanks mum!

Also I'd like to thank the women who donated to my Movember fund. $52 raised so far. You girls rock! Anyone else interested in donating to help me raise money to fight cancer please click HERE. Every penny counts! Also, if you'd like to pass this blog along through Facebook and Twitter and all the rest, please feel free.

My coffee is almost finished, so I'm going to head home and see if I can't just get my computer issues sorted.

Kicking a dog... now that's just mean cancer!

So you say Movember is a kind of cool idea, but meh, you don't really care. Your a busy fella, places to go, people to see. November 18th you're going to regret not taking part in Movember.




I was going to do a little history of Movember on here today to help educate people on what is going on (hint, it is pronounced Moe Vember not Move Ember so if you thought you had to move into a new place to take part you can stop packing). But this blog got an e-mail that I am going to share with you. Unedited.

"U should be ashemed! Mo Vember is all about fighting ending cancer!!! I hope u get cancer and die so u know what it feels to have cancer like everyone who has cancer!!! Men and women in Mo Vember are HEROES!!! U ass hole!!!"


Spelling and grammar aside (I am pretty sure that this individual does not want to fight against ending cancer. At least I think he is) I hope that at least some people out there have bothered to take the time to actually read beyond the blog addy and figured out what this blog is about.

Remember, if you would like to help donate to the fight against cancer just click HERE.

Come back tomorrow for the history of Movember.

An update - Mr. Sandpaper Face!

It is a good thing I'm single. This photo does not really do it justice, but I am fast becoming Mr. Sandpaper Face! Ladies love getting rug burn on their lips. Right? Right? Sigh....

Thanks for the donations I've been getting online (click HERE if you want to donate online) and in real life. Every penny counts people.