Sunday, November 18, 2012

A romance story, or Mr. Ed goes to Bed

Come on! I wrote horse porn for you! That has got to be worth a few bucks for Movember, right? Donate to my Movember fund HERE please! Remember, every penny counts!

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Got the net back!

Thanks to the weather my net was out for a bit, but it is back up and running now. Tomorrow we will be back to the normal Movember stuff. For the moment I give you this...


And this...


And this...


Even when my net goes down I'm always doing something.

Donate to my Movember fund by clicking HERE

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Shaving gel in the eye hurts

Today's offering is a quick one, due to my being busy and having shaving gel in my ears. I give you this photo. 

Please donate to my >>>Movember fund<<<, because shaving gel in the eye hurts. Ouch.

P.S. if you are going to do something dirty with my photo, at least donate a few bucks.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Movember the trendy hipster thing.

Art by Graham Roumieu

It has been said that Movember is just a hipster fad, and stupid. “How does growing a moustache fight cancer?” It doesn't. Growing a moustache just makes you look silly. However when you decide to take part in Movemeber, and do it properly you CAN help fight cancer. Here is how...

When you register with you can take online donations that go to help fund the fight against cancer. You also have the opportunity to get posters and stickers that you can use to spread the word. You also have the ability to follow different links that give you information on men's health issues, information on fighting cancer, and a chance to network with other people taking part in Movember.

There seems to be a growing backlash against Movember which I do not really understand. Men traditionally do not talk much about health issues. Most men (myself included) seem to be of the mind where we will just “tough it out” and only see a doctor if something gets really bad. Are we hardwired to be this way? Is it society that makes us like this? A combination of both? I don't have a freaking clue. I do know that some people gave me a hard time when I said I was doing Movembver again until I pointed out I do this blog and actually do raise money (BTW, feel free to help me out with a little donation, link at the end of this post).

Yes Movember is a silly trend. But when it is done right it does help. We talk about women's cancer all year long (which is a good thing) with all sorts of “Fun Run” type things (although to misquote a line from Scottish comedian Danny Bhoy, “If I'm going to run, I'd better be being chased.”). Is it really so much to talk about men's health for one month?

Over the next few weeks you can expect more posts from me about different cancer treatments, is big pharma evil?, and maybe a story or 2 from cancer survivors. Plus the good folks at Movember send be a boatload of stuff that I'll be giving away for free. Maybe have some contest where I'll give away some stuff for the best drawing of a moustache.

Click HERE to donate

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Do you know what is fantastic?

Do you know what is fantastic? When you work most of the day writing out an amazing little blog post about Movember and hipsters and the lot, only to find out that you can't find where you saved it...

I'm going to keep looking for it because I really don't want to write it out again (I'm lazy like that).

But to prove I didn't spend all day in my undies watching Firefly on DVD I give you this little image I made for a different blog. Left or right, I don't care who you vote for, but if you are American please remember to vote. I won't be voting but I'm allowed to not vote in this election what with being Canadian and all.

My little Movember page needs your donations. <--- there is the link. Every penny counts!

Friday, November 2, 2012

Umm... What?

I was bored and decided to look at the statistics for this blog... 

Off to bed now. New post tomorrow.

BTW... Donate HERE please ;)

I has a sad :(

 I'm going to show you 2 photos. A before and after. Me with my chops, and me right now.


See how happy I am? For the record I'm the less attractive one in the Agnostic Front shirt. The beautiful woman is my girlfriend, and she happens to love my mutton chops.

Now here is a photo of me right now.


Yeah, I look sad and alone. I'm still dating the same beautiful girl, and she fully supports my efforts to help raise some money to help fight cancer, but even she agrees that I look like a skinhead version of my grandfather (bless her kind and endless supply of  patience for putting up with me).

See my suffering? See it? That must be worth a few bucks right? Well you can chip in and donate a few right here at my Movember page. This way you know any donations are going to an actual good cause.

Come back tomorrow and read about how Movember is not just some stupid Hipster fad when you do it right.


Thursday, November 1, 2012

Movember is here!

Movember is here! Sadly Thursdays are very busy for me, so I'll just leave you with this and get back to you all tomorrow when I have the free time.

If you feel like donating a few pennies to help fight cancer, please click HERE

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Movember starts tomorrow (happy Halloween!)

It is that time of year again – When we all become (or attempt, some of us just can not grow lip hair) moustachioed men! Yes we know we look silly, but we look sill for a good cause. We are growing various styles of lip fuzz to help raise awareness and a little funding cash to help kick cancers sorry little ass.

Some people will grow a moustache because it is cool to do it in November. It has become a trend. Can you imagine how amazing it would be if every guy that grows a “mo” for Movember did it to help fund the fight against cancer? We'd have it licked (or punched, no one really wants to lick cancer... ew) in no time!

So this is a plea... hey all you trendy guys going full beard (just, you know, on only your lip... the upper one) for the month, do not be a slave to silly fashion trends, make a REAL difference! Join up at and help raise some coin for a good cause!

The good folks at sent me a bunch of stuff, and I have no idea what to do with it, so I've decided to create a silly little contest. Draw a funny/fantastic/cheesy/ moustache and send it in to the I Hate Movember Blog and I'll pick a winner and send you some official Movember stickers, posters, and weird little rubber bracelet things. Heck, put a moustache on a T Rex if you want (actually that'd be kind of cool).

You can e-mail me them at kyletrojanmurphy * AT * gmail * DOT* com

Ugh... it is going to be a chilly chilly month without my chops.

By the way... you can donate to my little Movember fund HERE (the official page)