A romance story, or Mr. Ed goes to Bed

Come on! I wrote horse porn for you! That has got to be worth a few bucks for Movember, right? Donate to my Movember fund HERE please! Remember, every penny counts!

Got the net back!

Thanks to the weather my net was out for a bit, but it is back up and running now. Tomorrow we will be back to the normal Movember stuff. For the moment I give you this...

                                          

And this...

                                                     

And this...

                                                     


Even when my net goes down I'm always doing something.

Donate to my Movember fund by clicking HERE

Shaving gel in the eye hurts

Today's offering is a quick one, due to my being busy and having shaving gel in my ears. I give you this photo. 

Please donate to my >>>Movember fund<<<, because shaving gel in the eye hurts. Ouch.

P.S. if you are going to do something dirty with my photo, at least donate a few bucks.

Movember the trendy hipster thing.

Art by Graham Roumieu

It has been said that Movember is just a hipster fad, and stupid. “How does growing a moustache fight cancer?” It doesn't. Growing a moustache just makes you look silly. However when you decide to take part in Movemeber, and do it properly you CAN help fight cancer. Here is how...

When you register with Movember.com you can take online donations that go to help fund the fight against cancer. You also have the opportunity to get posters and stickers that you can use to spread the word. You also have the ability to follow different links that give you information on men's health issues, information on fighting cancer, and a chance to network with other people taking part in Movember.

There seems to be a growing backlash against Movember which I do not really understand. Men traditionally do not talk much about health issues. Most men (myself included) seem to be of the mind where we will just “tough it out” and only see a doctor if something gets really bad. Are we hardwired to be this way? Is it society that makes us like this? A combination of both? I don't have a freaking clue. I do know that some people gave me a hard time when I said I was doing Movembver again until I pointed out I do this blog and actually do raise money (BTW, feel free to help me out with a little donation, link at the end of this post).

Yes Movember is a silly trend. But when it is done right it does help. We talk about women's cancer all year long (which is a good thing) with all sorts of “Fun Run” type things (although to misquote a line from Scottish comedian Danny Bhoy, “If I'm going to run, I'd better be being chased.”). Is it really so much to talk about men's health for one month?

Over the next few weeks you can expect more posts from me about different cancer treatments, is big pharma evil?, and maybe a story or 2 from cancer survivors. Plus the good folks at Movember send be a boatload of stuff that I'll be giving away for free. Maybe have some contest where I'll give away some stuff for the best drawing of a moustache.

Click HERE to donate

Do you know what is fantastic?

Do you know what is fantastic? When you work most of the day writing out an amazing little blog post about Movember and hipsters and the lot, only to find out that you can't find where you saved it...

I'm going to keep looking for it because I really don't want to write it out again (I'm lazy like that).

But to prove I didn't spend all day in my undies watching Firefly on DVD I give you this little image I made for a different blog. Left or right, I don't care who you vote for, but if you are American please remember to vote. I won't be voting but I'm allowed to not vote in this election what with being Canadian and all.

My little Movember page needs your donations. <--- there is the link. Every penny counts!

Umm... What?

I was bored and decided to look at the statistics for this blog... 

Off to bed now. New post tomorrow.

BTW... Donate HERE please ;)

I has a sad :(

 I'm going to show you 2 photos. A before and after. Me with my chops, and me right now.

                                                       

See how happy I am? For the record I'm the less attractive one in the Agnostic Front shirt. The beautiful woman is my girlfriend, and she happens to love my mutton chops.


Now here is a photo of me right now.

                                       

Yeah, I look sad and alone. I'm still dating the same beautiful girl, and she fully supports my efforts to help raise some money to help fight cancer, but even she agrees that I look like a skinhead version of my grandfather (bless her kind and endless supply of  patience for putting up with me).

See my suffering? See it? That must be worth a few bucks right? Well you can chip in and donate a few right here at my Movember page. This way you know any donations are going to an actual good cause.

Come back tomorrow and read about how Movember is not just some stupid Hipster fad when you do it right.

 

Movember is here!

Movember is here! Sadly Thursdays are very busy for me, so I'll just leave you with this and get back to you all tomorrow when I have the free time.

If you feel like donating a few pennies to help fight cancer, please click HERE

Movember starts tomorrow (happy Halloween!)

It is that time of year again – When we all become (or attempt, some of us just can not grow lip hair) moustachioed men! Yes we know we look silly, but we look sill for a good cause. We are growing various styles of lip fuzz to help raise awareness and a little funding cash to help kick cancers sorry little ass.

Some people will grow a moustache because it is cool to do it in November. It has become a trend. Can you imagine how amazing it would be if every guy that grows a “mo” for Movember did it to help fund the fight against cancer? We'd have it licked (or punched, no one really wants to lick cancer... ew) in no time!

So this is a plea... hey all you trendy guys going full beard (just, you know, on only your lip... the upper one) for the month, do not be a slave to silly fashion trends, make a REAL difference! Join up at Movember.com and help raise some coin for a good cause!

The good folks at Movember.com sent me a bunch of stuff, and I have no idea what to do with it, so I've decided to create a silly little contest. Draw a funny/fantastic/cheesy/ moustache and send it in to the I Hate Movember Blog and I'll pick a winner and send you some official Movember stickers, posters, and weird little rubber bracelet things. Heck, put a moustache on a T Rex if you want (actually that'd be kind of cool).

You can e-mail me them at kyletrojanmurphy * AT * gmail * DOT* com

Ugh... it is going to be a chilly chilly month without my chops.

By the way... you can donate to my little Movember fund HERE (the official page)

Movember is coming...

SEE YOU IN HELL 'STACHE!!!

Well another Movember came and went. As I promised, here is a pic of me fresh shaved.

Get used to it because for the next 11 months I will be sporting my chops aka "Classic Trojan".

What have I learned this Movember? Women donate more than men do. Men who wear mustaches have serious mental issues or supreme control (they itch like a mofo, look foolish on everyone but Tom Selleck or Yosemite Sam, and eating a peanut butter sandwich with one is a bitch) over their bodies.

Next Movember I think I'll go for the pencil thin 'stache and walk around all creepy  (check the vid below).



So it is time to retire this blog. At least until Movember 2012. Maybe I'll form a team for that one.

For those that are not on my Facebook or Twitter you can read my hack writing HERE.

Cheers!

Last day of Movember

Well today is the last day of Movember.

THANK GOD.

This mustache is annoying. It's itchy, food gets caught in it, and they are really not septum ring friendly.

When I decided to start this little blog it was mostly as a fun little way to help promote Movember and to make it more interesting for people who might want to kick in a few bucks to help sponsor me. My goal for fundraising was to get someone other than my mother to sponsor me. I'm proud to say that online and in real life I have collected just over $200 (which reminds me I'm going to have to send in the real money tomorrow morning)!

Thank you to all the girls that donated money. And to my dad. Who is not a girl, but chipped in too. There is something to be said about how all of my money raised (except for what my dad kicked in) came from women, Movember being about men's cancer issues and what not. Maybe next year I will try to get men to chip in at least 25% of what the women do.

Yes I am wearing a Doctor Who scarf. You are jealous.

Today is your last day to chip in. Click HERE to donate. Remember every penny counts!

Tomorrow... my naked face!

Crazy-Homeless-Singing-Guy

This post is mostly for the people who follow me on Facebook and Twitter but Crazy-Singing-Homeless-Guy is back, and he is all about Movember!!

 For those not in the know, I live in a rather interesting area. An assortment of regular street crazies keep me entertained enough that I do not need cable. One of the best is a man my readers and friends have come to know as "Crazy-Homeless-Singing-Guy". A man so fantastic that he belts out random songs (Elvis, Sex Pistols, Black Eye'd Peas, you name it) with the lyrics insanely amusingly wrong. I have not seen him for a few weeks sadly, and was worried that he got hit by a truck or something.

 Well ladies and gents, I am happy to report that he is back! Just 5 minutes ago I was on my way to the bank and heard a VERY loud and familiar voice.

 "COME ON COME ON!!! COME ON COME ON!!! TAKE IT EASY!!! YES TAKE IT EASY!!!! EVERYBODY GOT SUMTHIN' TO HIDE 'CEPT FO' ME 'ND MY MUSTACHE!!!!"

 Today, I am happy.

 Hey, Movember is almost over... have you sponsored me yet? Click HERE.

Sponsor Me!

Well now you have no choice but to click HERE and donate to my Movember fund! And while you are at it you can post this link all over Facebook and Twitter toALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! 

If my Mustache were a font

Click HERE to donate to the Movember fund!

Der de mooosestache de bork bork!

Now THAT my friends, is a mustache!

Help me raise money this Movember to fight cancer! Click HERE to donate!

Natural Cancer Cures?

There seem to be 2 schools of thought when it comes to fighting cancer; All natural vs Big Pharma. Each side has people claiming that they are the only way, and that the other is all bunk. I'm not even going to pretend that I know who is right and who is wrong in this. I'm no rocket surgeon (which would be the coolest frigging job on the planet!). I'm just some writer trying to help fund the fight against cancer.

Personally I'd have to question anyone who tells me that tea leaves can cure cancer just as much as I'd be terrified to have radiation therapy (it IS radiation after all. I would very much question the effects it would have on my healthy organs. And I have it on good authority from a scientist friend that no, I would not be able to fire laser beams from my eyes or turn green and get extra strong when made angry... although I'm sure you wouldn't like me when I get angry anyways. I tend to sulk) going through my body.

Many in the natural cure camp point out that the doctors and researchers who discovered holistic or all natural treatments are facing lawsuits, license suspensions, and even jail sentences for the successful treatment of cancer patients.

"Everyone should know that most cancer research is largely a fraud and that the major cancer research organisations are derelict in their duties to the people who support them." - Linus Pauling Ph.D and 2 time Nobel Prize winner.


Dr. Hulda Regehr Clark Ph.D, N.D. is a Canadian independent research scientist specializing in biology, biophysics and cell physiology. She believes that two things are responsible for cancer; isopropyl alcohol and the human intestinal fluke parasite (yuck!).

Dr. Clark has discovered a way to kill off the fluke parasite using a combination of an electronic device called a 'zapper' (a hand held battery operated 9V frequency generator that uses positively offset square wave to electrocute parasites) and a herbal parasite killing program. The 'zapper' is a recognized medical device that should not be used by people with pacemakers or pregnant women.

Read up on Dr. Clark and her fight against cancer (she has been persecuted by government, the conventional medical community and the big drug companies and now operates a research facility in Tijuana, Mexico. Her health books are best sellers, in the top 3% of books sold on amazon.com) by clicking HERE. It will take you to her website.

So what is the answer? Well it is your body, so that is up to you. Do a little research of your own, and decide for yourself what path is best for you. Do not be bullied into going one way or the other, it is your health after all.

Feel free to help my little Movember fund by donating HERE so that I at least look like a fool with this mustache for a good reason.

EEEEW!

Smell my finger

November 18th comes around, and all the girls are looking for a guy with a mustache... but come November 19th we drink alone.

Ouch!

An angry mob is walking along the street. Someone yells, "Hey, let's hang that guy with a mustache!" Someone else yells, "Nah, let's use a rope!"

The Canadian Cancer Society is a pretty good place to go to to learn about the different forms of cancer that effect men (and women too). A good little section of their website to check out would be the part about Cancer Myths. Some of the cancer myths they bust are amusing, and some are rather depressing when you think that people actually think that way.

Tomorrow.. alternative thoughts on cancer and cancer medications brought to you by Coast To Coast (and my not being able to sleep full nights after watching the Human Centipede... ugh...). George Noory has an impressive little mustache for the record.

Help fund the fight against cancer... click HERE

My lip is getting heavier

I have learned an unexpected little fact. Mustaches have weight. I can feel this mustache on my lip. And I do not mean just that I can feel it, I mean I can feel the weight of it. This is an odd sensation.

It's actually thicker than it looks. Curse of the gingers means that it doesn't show up so well when you take a photo of it on your camera phone. I do however encourage all you women out there to come up and feel it if you'd like. It might feel even fuller if you happen to bake me some peanut butter cookies. Scientific fact.

Prostate Cancer (click the link to go to the Prostate Cancer website for Canada) is a form of cancer that develops in the prostate, a gland in the male reproductive system. Most prostate cancers are slow growing; however, there are cases of aggressive prostate cancers. The cancer cells may metastasize (spread) from the prostate to other parts of the body, particularly the bones and lymph nodes. Prostate cancer may cause pain, difficulty in urinating, problems during sexual intercourse, or erectile dysfunction. Other symptoms can potentially develop during later stages of the disease.



Click HERE to help fund the fight against cancer (the whole point behind this stupid mustache).