A romance story, or Mr. Ed goes to Bed

Come on! I wrote horse porn for you! That has got to be worth a few bucks for Movember, right? Donate to my Movember fund HERE please! Remember, every penny counts!

Shaving gel in the eye hurts

Today's offering is a quick one, due to my being busy and having shaving gel in my ears. I give you this photo. 

Please donate to my >>>Movember fund<<<, because shaving gel in the eye hurts. Ouch.

P.S. if you are going to do something dirty with my photo, at least donate a few bucks.

Last day of Movember

Well today is the last day of Movember.

THANK GOD.

This mustache is annoying. It's itchy, food gets caught in it, and they are really not septum ring friendly.

When I decided to start this little blog it was mostly as a fun little way to help promote Movember and to make it more interesting for people who might want to kick in a few bucks to help sponsor me. My goal for fundraising was to get someone other than my mother to sponsor me. I'm proud to say that online and in real life I have collected just over $200 (which reminds me I'm going to have to send in the real money tomorrow morning)!

Thank you to all the girls that donated money. And to my dad. Who is not a girl, but chipped in too. There is something to be said about how all of my money raised (except for what my dad kicked in) came from women, Movember being about men's cancer issues and what not. Maybe next year I will try to get men to chip in at least 25% of what the women do.

Yes I am wearing a Doctor Who scarf. You are jealous.

Today is your last day to chip in. Click HERE to donate. Remember every penny counts!

Tomorrow... my naked face!

Der de mooosestache de bork bork!

Now THAT my friends, is a mustache!

Help me raise money this Movember to fight cancer! Click HERE to donate!

Ouch!

An angry mob is walking along the street. Someone yells, "Hey, let's hang that guy with a mustache!" Someone else yells, "Nah, let's use a rope!"

The Canadian Cancer Society is a pretty good place to go to to learn about the different forms of cancer that effect men (and women too). A good little section of their website to check out would be the part about Cancer Myths. Some of the cancer myths they bust are amusing, and some are rather depressing when you think that people actually think that way.

Tomorrow.. alternative thoughts on cancer and cancer medications brought to you by Coast To Coast (and my not being able to sleep full nights after watching the Human Centipede... ugh...). George Noory has an impressive little mustache for the record.

Help fund the fight against cancer... click HERE

My lip is getting heavier

I have learned an unexpected little fact. Mustaches have weight. I can feel this mustache on my lip. And I do not mean just that I can feel it, I mean I can feel the weight of it. This is an odd sensation.

It's actually thicker than it looks. Curse of the gingers means that it doesn't show up so well when you take a photo of it on your camera phone. I do however encourage all you women out there to come up and feel it if you'd like. It might feel even fuller if you happen to bake me some peanut butter cookies. Scientific fact.

Prostate Cancer (click the link to go to the Prostate Cancer website for Canada) is a form of cancer that develops in the prostate, a gland in the male reproductive system. Most prostate cancers are slow growing; however, there are cases of aggressive prostate cancers. The cancer cells may metastasize (spread) from the prostate to other parts of the body, particularly the bones and lymph nodes. Prostate cancer may cause pain, difficulty in urinating, problems during sexual intercourse, or erectile dysfunction. Other symptoms can potentially develop during later stages of the disease.



Click HERE to help fund the fight against cancer (the whole point behind this stupid mustache).

The dangers of eating with a 'stache

Hello CBV Collections, 


 Please stop sending me collection notices. I am NOT Walter Mac Gillivray, and I have never been him. I have never lived with him. I have never met him. Judging by his ability to not pay his bills I'm sure he and I would not get along.

 I have phoned Bell Canada and e-mailed them telling them this many times when they kept sending me his bills. Now it seems to have gone to you, and I still am not Walter.

 My name is Kyle Murphy. I live at XXX . I live with one cat and one dog. Neither of them are named Walter.

 Walter's account numbers are XXX AND XXX.

 Again, not Walter (see signed name below)

 Kyle Murphy

 Just because I have a mustache at the moment does not mean I'm just going to lie down and accept other peoples bills! Take THAT Bell Canada and CBV Collections!

 So yesterday I made myself some Shahi Rajma (google it, it's food and quite yummy). I've been trying out all sorts of weird foods lately (somewhere out there, someone is looking at a grilled cheese sandwich and wondering what the hell is wrong with white people?) It turned out perfect and I ate every last bit of it. Then I was rather full so I went for a lie down. I woke up eventually to pee and noticed something in the bathroom (relax, this isn't one of THOSE posts). Some of the tomato sauce was in my mustache! Crusted to it! 

So after a quick shower I cleaned up all nice. Lesson learned for this coming weekend... shower after every meal!




Want to help end cancer? click HERE to donate! Every penny counts!

Sadly, this took me a lot of effort to make

Click HERE to donate. Remember, every penny helps!

Artificial Mutton Chops

My little history of Movember is going to be slightly delayed. Computer issues. So here I sit in a net cafe drinking a large black coffee, bringing you a photo of me and my hat. If you have been following this blog for the past 4 days you will have no doubt figured out that without my award winning mutton chops my face is freezing. Constantly. It's weird.

My mum bought me this hat for Christmas last year. I have been avoiding wearing it for almost a full year now (I'm sure you can figure out why). It hit me this morning that the flaps on it, when tied down can work as artificial mutton chops for me while I am doing this Movember thing. Yeah I may look ridiculous but my face is warm. 

Thanks mum!

Also I'd like to thank the women who donated to my Movember fund. $52 raised so far. You girls rock! Anyone else interested in donating to help me raise money to fight cancer please click HERE. Every penny counts! Also, if you'd like to pass this blog along through Facebook and Twitter and all the rest, please feel free.

My coffee is almost finished, so I'm going to head home and see if I can't just get my computer issues sorted.

A quick update.

If you want to help me this Movember but don't want to, or can't grow lip fuzz, there are 2 things that you can do.

1. Spread the word. Feel free to pimp this little blog to your friends. Twitter, Facebook, Myspace (hahaha... oh Myspace...).

2. Click HERE to donate. Remember, every little bit helps!

For the record, my face is STILL freezing!