Movember is coming...

SEE YOU IN HELL 'STACHE!!!

Well another Movember came and went. As I promised, here is a pic of me fresh shaved.

Get used to it because for the next 11 months I will be sporting my chops aka "Classic Trojan".

What have I learned this Movember? Women donate more than men do. Men who wear mustaches have serious mental issues or supreme control (they itch like a mofo, look foolish on everyone but Tom Selleck or Yosemite Sam, and eating a peanut butter sandwich with one is a bitch) over their bodies.

Next Movember I think I'll go for the pencil thin 'stache and walk around all creepy  (check the vid below).



So it is time to retire this blog. At least until Movember 2012. Maybe I'll form a team for that one.

For those that are not on my Facebook or Twitter you can read my hack writing HERE.

Cheers!

Last day of Movember

Well today is the last day of Movember.

THANK GOD.

This mustache is annoying. It's itchy, food gets caught in it, and they are really not septum ring friendly.

When I decided to start this little blog it was mostly as a fun little way to help promote Movember and to make it more interesting for people who might want to kick in a few bucks to help sponsor me. My goal for fundraising was to get someone other than my mother to sponsor me. I'm proud to say that online and in real life I have collected just over $200 (which reminds me I'm going to have to send in the real money tomorrow morning)!

Thank you to all the girls that donated money. And to my dad. Who is not a girl, but chipped in too. There is something to be said about how all of my money raised (except for what my dad kicked in) came from women, Movember being about men's cancer issues and what not. Maybe next year I will try to get men to chip in at least 25% of what the women do.

Yes I am wearing a Doctor Who scarf. You are jealous.

Today is your last day to chip in. Click HERE to donate. Remember every penny counts!

Tomorrow... my naked face!

Crazy-Homeless-Singing-Guy

This post is mostly for the people who follow me on Facebook and Twitter but Crazy-Singing-Homeless-Guy is back, and he is all about Movember!!

 For those not in the know, I live in a rather interesting area. An assortment of regular street crazies keep me entertained enough that I do not need cable. One of the best is a man my readers and friends have come to know as "Crazy-Homeless-Singing-Guy". A man so fantastic that he belts out random songs (Elvis, Sex Pistols, Black Eye'd Peas, you name it) with the lyrics insanely amusingly wrong. I have not seen him for a few weeks sadly, and was worried that he got hit by a truck or something.

 Well ladies and gents, I am happy to report that he is back! Just 5 minutes ago I was on my way to the bank and heard a VERY loud and familiar voice.

 "COME ON COME ON!!! COME ON COME ON!!! TAKE IT EASY!!! YES TAKE IT EASY!!!! EVERYBODY GOT SUMTHIN' TO HIDE 'CEPT FO' ME 'ND MY MUSTACHE!!!!"

 Today, I am happy.

 Hey, Movember is almost over... have you sponsored me yet? Click HERE.

Sponsor Me!

Well now you have no choice but to click HERE and donate to my Movember fund! And while you are at it you can post this link all over Facebook and Twitter toALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! 

If my Mustache were a font

Click HERE to donate to the Movember fund!

Der de mooosestache de bork bork!

Now THAT my friends, is a mustache!

Help me raise money this Movember to fight cancer! Click HERE to donate!